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This website is currently under construction.  Do you feel like your rock star party days are starting to take a toll on your skin? Feeling, or looking a little haggard this morning? Whether you spend your time partying in the sun, the slopes or the club (for you yutes as my Mom would say), there is hope for you yet!  I am dedicated to bringing great products and services to you without the ridiculous f#$*ing  price tag attached by those in the massive, high end branch of the skin care industry. These $500, $1,000 and up skin care products are complete bullshit. Ask any dermatologist worth his/her salt.  Have you heard the saying, you should be counting chemicals, not calories when it comes to food? It's the same for skin care. There is some nasty shit out there that the FDA still allows in our cosmetics. A bill is crawling like a snail through congress for stricter regulations. I think I'll buy some oceanfront property while I wait. Now, for a little tough love. Please get a grip. These and all other skin care products are just skin care. Not surgery. So, please don't expect them to yield the results of a freakish face pulling, duck lip puffing, fat from your ass injected into your face, procedure. There is an unending world of products and product claims out there. My mission is to make you feel good in your own skin. I'll make it easy for you. I buy what I sell. I sell what I buy. I use each and every one of my products and the others on this site. These products are wildcrafted, botanical (for my fellow blondes, that means made from plants and flowers) and all that good stuff, with fewer of the chemicals used in mainstream skin care. You deserve to look as good as you feel. Don't hate those fine lines and wrinkles.You spent many years earning them and had a great time doing it! Let's put them to rest for a while. Party on and moisturize, my hot, incredibly young looking friends. 

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